I LOVED THE COLLECTORS' SHOWS AT BAYSIDE EXPO

The other day, I was talking to someone about my many collections, which I’m now slowly selling on eBay, and he said, “Where did you get all of the stuff you collected?”

His question made me think back to all of the collectors’ shows my late husband I used to attend in our younger days. One of our favorites was held a couple times a year at Yoken’s in Portsmouth. But the one we enjoyed the most  - the Queen Mother of collectors’ shows - was held at Bayside Expo Center in Boston.

You name the collectible, and the Bayside Expo’s shows had it – everything from Barbie dolls to Superman comic books and even a vial of Elvis Presley’s perspiration.

One particular Bayside Expo show in the late 1990s, however, still stands out in my mind. For one thing, my husband really didn’t want to go, which was unusual for him.

“I’m getting tired of going to those shows,” he said, “And I really hate driving through Boston. I think we should just skip this one.”

“Skip it?!” I clearly was appalled. “But the newest Star Wars villain, the guy who plays Darth Maul, is going to be there – along with close to 100 other stars, all signing autographs! How can we possibly miss that?”

The look he gave me told me he couldn’t have cared less, even if Marilyn Monroe herself had arisen from the grave and would be there signing autographs at the show.

It took a lot of arm twisting, but I finally convinced my husband to take me to Bayside Expo.  But from the moment he agreed, the whole idea seemed to be cursed.

First of all, the day before the collectors’ show, my husband’s car started steaming worse than Old Faithful.  Our luck, it needed a new hose that had to be ordered from some far-off company that delivered only on days that began with the letter “T.”

That left only my little car for our excursion.  Unfortunately, my husband would rather have been dipped in honey and tossed into a giant colony of fire ants than drive my car, which he frequently compared to Barbie’s Dream Car. And there was no way I’d attempt to drive it through Boston, not even if all of the banks there had been handing out free $100 bills.

 Knowing how much I wanted to go to the collectors’ show, however, my husband finally relented and said he would drive me.

We thought the traffic in Boston wouldn’t be too bad on a Sunday morning, but we’d thought wrong.  Getting through the city seemed to take an eternity, especially since I was so eager to get to the show and meet the actor who played Darth Maul.  In fact, I’d even bought a disposable camera (there weren’t any cell-phone cameras back then) and tucked it into my purse, just in case a good photo opportunity presented itself.

It cost us six dollars just to get into the parking lot at the Expo Center.  It cost us another $20 to get into the building.  Every time my husband opened his wallet he grumbled, even though I offered to pay for my own admission (but I never actually unzipped my purse).  Finally, we set foot inside.

The center was huge, with tables and booths as far as the eye could see.  Lined up all along the wall were tables where the autograph-signing stars were seated. Their names were posted on signs behind their heads, for the benefit of those who didn’t recognize them.  The first star I recognized was Lou Ferrigno, who used to play the Incredible Hulk on TV.  He was sitting by himself, in all his muscular glory, with not a soul around him.  I rushed over.

He greeted me with a smile and a hello.  I took my camera out of my purse and asked him if I could take a photo of him.

“If you want to take a photo of me, it’s okay,” he said. “But if you want to take a photo WITH me, it’s $10.”

Maybe I was too naïve when it came to dealing with stars, but I honestly thought he was joking about the $10.  I laughed.  He didn’t.  I quickly snapped his photo and took off.

While my husband was busy looking at a table stacked with trading cards for sale, I checked out some of the other autograph tables.  I hardly recognized any of the stars’ names, which was pretty disappointing.  Even more disappointing was the fact Darth Maul turned out to be a no-show.  The only Star Wars character I saw was a guy who’d played a Jawa  (a little desert-dwelling hooded character) for a grand total of four minutes in the very first movie.  His autograph was $10, which seemed to be the going price there for anything associated with the stars.

As I continued to walk past the long line of tables, I happened to notice a striking young guy with shoulder-length hair and piercing blue eyes.  Without thinking, I stopped dead in front of his table and began to look at all the 8”x10” photos of him that were spread out across it.  They, however, were $20 apiece.

“Do you know who I am?” the young man’s voice suddenly interrupted my perusing

“No,” I said, still ogling his photos.  Before I could stop myself, I blurted out, “But you’re pretty sexy looking!”

It wasn’t until he laughed and thanked me that I realized what I’d said.  I felt my cheeks burst into flames.

“I play Byron on Babylon 5,” he said. “Have you ever watched the show?”

I shook my head.

“But you WILL watch it now, won’t you?” he said, smiling.

“I thought that show was canceled,” I said (once again tasting shoe leather from putting my foot in my mouth).

His expression sobered. “Yes, but there are always the reruns.”

I decided I’d better head to another table.  A few tables down, I was excited to recognize an actor who played Reverend Carpenter on one of my favorite soap operas, “One Life to Live.”

After he greeted me, I said, “I heard that your co-star on the show got fired because she was pregnant in real life.”

 “Oh, that’s a bunch of tabloid bull***t!” he said, in a very un-reverend-like manner.

Nevertheless, I splurged $10 for an autographed photo of him.  He took the photo I selected and, with pen in hand, asked, “So, what’s your name?”

“Oh, don’t put my name on it!” I said. “If you do, I won’t be able to resell it!”

 The taste of shoe leather returned.

Reverend Carpenter laughed, in spite of himself. “You’re a real pro at this, aren’t you!” he said.

I grabbed the photo and headed off to find my husband.  He was standing behind a post and staring at a table of autograph-signing former Playboy centerfolds.

“I’ll bet you’re thinking it would be pretty cool to have one of those centerfolds personally autograph a photo for you so you could show it to all your buddies,” I teased him.

He shook his head vigorously. “No way am I going over there."

“Tell you what,” I said, “you were so nice to bring me here, I’ll go get an autographed photo for you!”

So there I stood, in line with about 10 men, while my husband continued to hide behind the post.  Of course, I chose the Miss Centerfold who was so old, when her photo appeared in Playboy, the printing press had just barely been invented…but that was besides the point.

When we finally emerged from the collectors’ show three hours later, our arms filled with such must-have purchases as Laverne and Shirley dolls from the TV show of the same name, a Stormtrooper’s helmet and a Cher doll, we were surprised to see that the sky had turned black and exploded into a terrible storm.  We stood in the doorway and watched the unbelievably heavy downpour for 10 minutes before my husband, who’d never been known for his patience, finally said, “I’m going to make a dash for the car, then I’ll come pick you up.”

As I stood there, waiting for him to pull up, I heard the man next to me say to his friend, “Look at that idiot driving right through that huge puddle over there!  It’s up over his tires!  He’s going to stall out the car for sure!”

I followed their eyes.  The “idiot” was my husband.

Funny, but the next time I mentioned going to another show at the Bayside Expo, my husband handed me $25 and told me it would be a really nice, relaxing bus ride.

 

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