For some reason, I’ve never had much luck with real
Christmas trees.
I remember one Christmas, only two months after my husband
and I were married, when I insisted that we get into the holiday spirit by
going someplace where we could choose and chop down our own tree. Unfortunately, the day we ventured out to
a tree farm turned out to be the
coldest day of the year. We found
ourselves trudging through a field of deep, crusty snow as howling winds
whipped at our backs.
After only ten
minutes out in the fresh December air, I lost all feeling in my cheeks and
lips. It’s funny how the threat of
frostbite and the near-loss of a lower
extremity can suddenly make even the most lopsided tree look perfectly
symmetrical.
The tree we chopped down turned out to have no branches on
one side. Unfortunately, the tree
farm’s owner had a “you cut it, you keep it” policy, so we were stuck with
it. We had to stand the tree in a
corner of the living room so no one would notice its bare backside. And because the only corner where it would
fit was located right next to a hot-air vent, the tree was completely bald
within three days.
A few years later, I decided to surprise my husband by
buying a tree and having it all set up and decorated by the time he got home
from work. I chose a night when he
would be working late, then went to a tree-sales lot in Manchester, which was
17 miles from our house.
The young man who worked there was very helpful, holding up
tree after tree for me as I searched for just the perfect one. Finally, I found it. It was super-fresh and full, and the price
was right. But it was huge.
“I don’t think it will fit in your trunk,” the employee told
me as he sized up my Ford Falcon.
“Well, maybe we can tie it onto the roof,” I said.
He looked thoughtful for a moment, then shook his head. “No, that won’t work, either. But I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I get out of work here at about 10, and I
have a truck. Give me your address and
I’ll personally deliver the tree to your house.”
His generous offer surprised me. “You’d really do that for
me?” I asked. “I guess chivalry isn’t
dead after all!” I eagerly gave him my address.
When my husband got
home from work that night, I was disappointed I didn’t have a decorated tree
ready to show him, but I excitedly told him the news.
“And the employee is
even going to deliver the tree after he gets out of work at 10:00 tonight!” I
concluded, smiling proudly. "Isn't that great?"
“You gave some
strange guy your home address?” he asked. “You’re kidding, right? I mean, you’re not really that naïve, are
you?”
I stared cluelessly at him. “He was just being nice. What’s wrong with that?”
He rolled his eyes. “You honestly think that if I’d gone
there and bought the exact tree, he’d be coming all the way out here to deliver
it? Heck, he’d have strapped it onto my
back and made me WALK home with it!
Mark my words - he has an ulterior motive!”
I frowned at him. “You’re wrong! Can’t someone just be nice without you thinking he’s up to no
good?”
My husband shook his head knowingly and sighed. “I’ll bet he
thinks you’re single. And I’ll bet you
were wearing gloves, so he didn’t see your ring finger.” Before I could answer, he added, “Tell you what. I’ll go out and park my car next door, so
only your car will be in the driveway.
Then I’ll hide in here, and we’ll see what your “Mr. Just-A-Nice-Guy”
does when he gets here, okay?”
My chin rose defiantly.
“Fine! You’re on, Mr. Scrooge!”
At 10:30, Mr. Nice Guy, tree in hand, knocked at the
door. I answered it and he barged right
in, walking past me and leaning the tree against the living-room wall.
“Cute place you have here,” he said, quickly glancing around
as he unzipped his jacket.
As I stood there staring at him, he headed down the hallway,
checking out each room along the way. “Hope you don’t mind if I stay here and
warm up for a while,” he said. “I’ve had a long day and I’m frozen. Got anything to drink? And I could use a sandwich or something. Say, is this your bedroom?”
Not budging, I watched him as he walked
directly into the bedroom…where my husband quietly was sitting on the edge of
the bed.
“Hi!” I heard my husband cheerfully greet him. “Looking for something?”
The guy practically left skid marks in his haste to get out of the house.
I still can picture my husband, his arms folded and a smug, "I told you so" expression on his face, when he emerged from the bedroom.
I still can picture my husband, his arms folded and a smug, "I told you so" expression on his face, when he emerged from the bedroom.
The very next year, we bought an artificial tree.
But recently, my urge to have a real tree has returned. In fact, I've spent the past two months
scoping out the trees growing on my land in an effort to find one I can chop
down this year for Christmas. After
careful scrutiny, I finally found one I thought would be perfect – just full
enough, not too tall, and nicely shaped.
ACTUAL PHOTO OF THE TREE I PICKED OUT |
It’s a curse, I tell you.
A Christmas-tree curse.
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